鸡汤。。。。。无语

Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe wasthe hospital andwas timelunch. He looks atlunchsays, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's goodyou,doctor said you should have it." Regardless,patient refusedeat it. That night,patientthe room with Joe hadbad stomach pain sonurses came ingive him an enema. By mistake, they gaveenemaJoe. The following week, when he was leavinghospital,new patient asked him how he likedhospital. He told him, "Well,hospital itselfpretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come backthe middlethe nightshoveup your behind!"

Joe在住院，天午餐时间，他看看自己饭菜，说：“我喜欢鸡汤，拿点别给我吧。”医院护工说：“鸡汤对您身体好处，医生说您得喝这。” 无论如何，Joe还肯喝。那天晚，和Joe同房间病人得严重胃病，于护士过来给他灌肠。可他们搞错，给Joe做灌肠。第二礼拜，Joe出院时，新住进来病人问他觉得医院怎么样。Joe告诉他：“这医院本身很好，但他们对伙食真很严格，如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你Z好喝它，然他们会半夜过来硬从你后面塞进去！”