真是太牛了

那女生还不是憋了9个月出来的啦

哈哈，真是太有才了。

太搞笑了

断奶真的是件非常残忍的事情。。

本帖Z后由 看你妹 于 2011-12-31 11:53 编辑

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddi ... e_always_wanted_to/

原帖在这里。

SarahBears 104 分/分 2 days ago

What about boobs does it for you?

slacker1985 1933 分/分 2 days ago*

So you're born, right? And not 30 minutes after you take that first breath of fresh air and monster piss you've been holding in for 9 months, you get this warm, round thing shoved in your face that is full of food and is tailor made for someone your current size and shape to be able to use without any instruction.

For the next year, all you need to do is yell out, and these perfect globes of engineering appear to appease you. Quite literally EVERYTHING you need to survive is provided by 2 godlike melons that are at your beck and call.

Suddenly, and quite arbitrarily, the greatest thing in the world is taken away. It becomes "uncouth" to cry and reach for breasts at the mall. From 3 until whenever-you-find-a-girlfriend, the world is full of your favorite things, heaving up and down like schooner rounding Cape Horn, and you are 100% powerless to do anything about it.

Worse still, around 10, still YEARS away from touching one yourself, you aren't even allowed to look at the jiggly goodness without fear of getting labeled a pervert.

This is why men don't cry and are emotionally distant. Having the only thing you want taken away, hidden, then brought back into your life with hundreds of rules and social mores governing your behavior around them is maddening.

tl;dr More boobs, less psychological damage.

Edit: Holy Guacamole, We've reached the top of r/bestof! Write about boobs, get upvotes... You can't explain that!

lordeddardstark 1516 分/分 1 day ago

I was bottle fed so no "perfect globes of engineering" for me. Instead I had a long cylindrical... oh god.

treegrass 1320 分/分 1 day ago

TIL that homosexuality is caused by bottle feeding

我终于明白了，原来是这样啊

本帖Z后由 Lanny911 于 2011-12-31 13:51 编辑

说的太对了，哈哈！

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早上才看的 哈哈

好好笑

本帖Z后由 tonishy 于 2011-12-31 19:00 编辑

哈哈。。。爆笑。。。

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我笑的闲出来了。

狠精辟！~

很搞笑

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新的一年 新的开始 新的百合 新的基佬~

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笑死人了～～～哈哈

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我只能说很好很强大